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Trending News: Will quantum be bigger than AI?PM ‘angry and frustrated’ at mistaken prisoner releasesAfter weeks of tension, plots and sabotage, Celebrity Traitors has come to a nail-biting endDemocrats in US Congress ask Andrew to appear for questioning over Epstein linksGovernment recovers £74m from asylum hotel firmsMcDonald’s faces new crackdown on sexual abuseElon Musk’s $1tn pay deal approved by Tesla shareholdersI wanted ChatGPT to help me. So why did it advise me how to kill myself?Wandsworth prison is by far the worst I’ve visitedPatients left in limbo – how the NHS is closing the door on ADHD casesWorld’s biggest museum FINALLY opens for publicMystery as ‘human Barbie’ influencer dies aged 31Can the Gaza ceasefire deal survive?The justice system is failing – the buck stops with LammyMurder arrests after child killer found dead in cellBMA rejects fresh offer to end doctor strikesMone-linked firm PPE Medpro owes £39m in taxesMSPs pass land reform which could force break up of huge estatesMan drove at stabbings suspect after train attackSardinescaLouise Redknapp’s tragic health battles including condition ‘worst doctor had seen’Reckless driver killed dad-of-four after crashing £105k Audi at 102mphBonfire Night’s Beaver supermoon to be biggest and brightest of 2025William follows in mother Diana’s footsteps with Rio statue photoJoey Barton X posts ‘devastated’ Jeremy VineWhat we know about two mistakenly released prisonersJust Stop Oil protesters convicted after being denied right to state climate factsYoung woman fighting for life after horror stabbing in Islington parkTrans nurse ‘did not think using female changing room would be a risk’Robber jailed for ‘terrifying’ phone muggings of teenage boys on TubeLED mask ads banned over acne and rosacea claimsKeir Starmer effigy unveiled for bonfire eventSitting up straight isn’t the only secret to good posture – here are three more tipsDr Xand: Five easy food swaps to improve your gut healthNato ‘will stand with Ukraine’ to get long-lasting peace, senior official tells BBCPlan for 675 homes recommended despite badger worriesMigrant who returned to UK after removal sent back to FranceSeveral critically injured after driver rams into 10 people on French islandTeenager ‘tricked’ into moving to Ghana should stay until GCSEs finished, judge rulesTommy Robinson found not guilty of terror offence for failing to give police access to his phone at Channel TunnelGovernment shutdown: What impact is it having on everyday Americans?Mortgages and AI to be added to the curriculum in English schoolsSouthport killer’s brother feared he would killBritain ‘will be isolated’ if it leaves ECHRHow to cook the perfect omeletteSpaghetti and meatballsHam and vegetable bakeBeanie burgersBudget lasagneEasy tinned tomato risottoSausage, squash and apple traybakeTwo men accused of hacking and extorting US companiesDiane Ladd, 3-time Oscar nominee, dies at 89Ditch the scale and focus on fitness, experts sayCongress ties record for longest shutdown as bipartisan talks pick up steamVillage told to remove flags for Christmas lightsCouple donates £3m in will to help build hospiceFourth arrest after man stabbed to deathPregnant Bella Culley arrives home from GeorgiaGovernment disappointed by unexpected O2 price riseMore people using family help than Buy Now Pay Later loansManchester Pride performers and suppliers owed £1.3m, report saysParis launches lottery for burial plots among famous artistsHurricane ‘took the life out of the island’Aaron Ramsey’s family ‘haunted’ by dog’s disappearanceMan’s ‘mixed feelings’ leaving hurricane islandSon who sued parents must stay at Ghana boarding school, judge rulesThe County Clare lion which was actually a ‘Mouse’Pizza Hut’s parent company explores sale of struggling chainHead of UK’s richest family dies aged 85Israel receives coffin Hamas says contains Gaza hostage’s bodyPlanting trees and cuddling babies: William visits Brazilian islandHeart attacks and hunting accidents: Five times Cheney became the storyNarco-sub carrying 1.7 tonnes of cocaine seized in AtlanticZelensky visits troops near embattled front line town of PokrovskI built this ‘AI aunt’ for women after family tragedy in South AfricaAntarctic glacier’s rapid retreat sparks scientific ‘whodunnit’Affluent Indians drive boom in weight-loss drugs. But concerns are rising tooHe made his money selling camels and gold. Now this warlord controls half of SudanDick Cheney: Former US vice-president who helped lead ‘war on terror’Shein bans all sex dolls after outrage over childlike productsN Korea ‘head of state’ who served under three Kims diesCanada’s Mark Carney promises ‘bold’ first federal budgetPeru cuts diplomatic ties with Mexico over ex-PM’s asylum claimCurfew lifted in Tanzania’s main city after election unrestSeven climbers dead after Nepal avalancheChina sentences infamous Myanmar scam mafia members to deathAt least 40 dead as typhoon wreaks havoc in the PhilippinesHamas hands Red Cross coffin it says contains Gaza hostage’s bodyPolls open in US elections – here are five things to watchHyrule Warriors: Age Of Imprisonment Is The Narrative Epic Its Predecessor Should Have BeenRyan Reynolds lands rare villain role in Gilmore Girls creator’s “bold” new Netflix movieCORRIE’S Helen Flanagan had a struggle as she was asked to identify a TV legend on The Weakest LinkMoment Millie Bobby Brown may have hinted at alleged feud with Stranger1 Country is Banning Kick and Reddit for Those Under 16Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Will Include Game-Changing Feature for PC PlayersCharli XCX makes surprise admission about Brat albumDonald Trump to ‘launch a new full-scale war’ in another continent as he readies troopsFundraiser for hero train passenger who confronted Huntingdon knifeman tops £11kRapist lured teen girl to his flat after her phone died and assaulted her in toilet
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Fri. Nov 7th, 2025
Trending News: Will quantum be bigger than AI?PM ‘angry and frustrated’ at mistaken prisoner releasesAfter weeks of tension, plots and sabotage, Celebrity Traitors has come to a nail-biting endDemocrats in US Congress ask Andrew to appear for questioning over Epstein linksGovernment recovers £74m from asylum hotel firmsMcDonald’s faces new crackdown on sexual abuseElon Musk’s $1tn pay deal approved by Tesla shareholdersI wanted ChatGPT to help me. So why did it advise me how to kill myself?Wandsworth prison is by far the worst I’ve visitedPatients left in limbo – how the NHS is closing the door on ADHD casesWorld’s biggest museum FINALLY opens for publicMystery as ‘human Barbie’ influencer dies aged 31Can the Gaza ceasefire deal survive?The justice system is failing – the buck stops with LammyMurder arrests after child killer found dead in cellBMA rejects fresh offer to end doctor strikesMone-linked firm PPE Medpro owes £39m in taxesMSPs pass land reform which could force break up of huge estatesMan drove at stabbings suspect after train attackSardinescaLouise Redknapp’s tragic health battles including condition ‘worst doctor had seen’Reckless driver killed dad-of-four after crashing £105k Audi at 102mphBonfire Night’s Beaver supermoon to be biggest and brightest of 2025William follows in mother Diana’s footsteps with Rio statue photoJoey Barton X posts ‘devastated’ Jeremy VineWhat we know about two mistakenly released prisonersJust Stop Oil protesters convicted after being denied right to state climate factsYoung woman fighting for life after horror stabbing in Islington parkTrans nurse ‘did not think using female changing room would be a risk’Robber jailed for ‘terrifying’ phone muggings of teenage boys on TubeLED mask ads banned over acne and rosacea claimsKeir Starmer effigy unveiled for bonfire eventSitting up straight isn’t the only secret to good posture – here are three more tipsDr Xand: Five easy food swaps to improve your gut healthNato ‘will stand with Ukraine’ to get long-lasting peace, senior official tells BBCPlan for 675 homes recommended despite badger worriesMigrant who returned to UK after removal sent back to FranceSeveral critically injured after driver rams into 10 people on French islandTeenager ‘tricked’ into moving to Ghana should stay until GCSEs finished, judge rulesTommy Robinson found not guilty of terror offence for failing to give police access to his phone at Channel TunnelGovernment shutdown: What impact is it having on everyday Americans?Mortgages and AI to be added to the curriculum in English schoolsSouthport killer’s brother feared he would killBritain ‘will be isolated’ if it leaves ECHRHow to cook the perfect omeletteSpaghetti and meatballsHam and vegetable bakeBeanie burgersBudget lasagneEasy tinned tomato risottoSausage, squash and apple traybakeTwo men accused of hacking and extorting US companiesDiane Ladd, 3-time Oscar nominee, dies at 89Ditch the scale and focus on fitness, experts sayCongress ties record for longest shutdown as bipartisan talks pick up steamVillage told to remove flags for Christmas lightsCouple donates £3m in will to help build hospiceFourth arrest after man stabbed to deathPregnant Bella Culley arrives home from GeorgiaGovernment disappointed by unexpected O2 price riseMore people using family help than Buy Now Pay Later loansManchester Pride performers and suppliers owed £1.3m, report saysParis launches lottery for burial plots among famous artistsHurricane ‘took the life out of the island’Aaron Ramsey’s family ‘haunted’ by dog’s disappearanceMan’s ‘mixed feelings’ leaving hurricane islandSon who sued parents must stay at Ghana boarding school, judge rulesThe County Clare lion which was actually a ‘Mouse’Pizza Hut’s parent company explores sale of struggling chainHead of UK’s richest family dies aged 85Israel receives coffin Hamas says contains Gaza hostage’s bodyPlanting trees and cuddling babies: William visits Brazilian islandHeart attacks and hunting accidents: Five times Cheney became the storyNarco-sub carrying 1.7 tonnes of cocaine seized in AtlanticZelensky visits troops near embattled front line town of PokrovskI built this ‘AI aunt’ for women after family tragedy in South AfricaAntarctic glacier’s rapid retreat sparks scientific ‘whodunnit’Affluent Indians drive boom in weight-loss drugs. But concerns are rising tooHe made his money selling camels and gold. Now this warlord controls half of SudanDick Cheney: Former US vice-president who helped lead ‘war on terror’Shein bans all sex dolls after outrage over childlike productsN Korea ‘head of state’ who served under three Kims diesCanada’s Mark Carney promises ‘bold’ first federal budgetPeru cuts diplomatic ties with Mexico over ex-PM’s asylum claimCurfew lifted in Tanzania’s main city after election unrestSeven climbers dead after Nepal avalancheChina sentences infamous Myanmar scam mafia members to deathAt least 40 dead as typhoon wreaks havoc in the PhilippinesHamas hands Red Cross coffin it says contains Gaza hostage’s bodyPolls open in US elections – here are five things to watchHyrule Warriors: Age Of Imprisonment Is The Narrative Epic Its Predecessor Should Have BeenRyan Reynolds lands rare villain role in Gilmore Girls creator’s “bold” new Netflix movieCORRIE’S Helen Flanagan had a struggle as she was asked to identify a TV legend on The Weakest LinkMoment Millie Bobby Brown may have hinted at alleged feud with Stranger1 Country is Banning Kick and Reddit for Those Under 16Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Will Include Game-Changing Feature for PC PlayersCharli XCX makes surprise admission about Brat albumDonald Trump to ‘launch a new full-scale war’ in another continent as he readies troopsFundraiser for hero train passenger who confronted Huntingdon knifeman tops £11kRapist lured teen girl to his flat after her phone died and assaulted her in toilet
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Getting a Big Handful in the Street [NSFW]
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Getting a Big Handful in the Street [NSFW]

Okay, this is Not Safe For Work. If your boss happens to be walking by and you need a quick out, CLICK HERE. Now, onto these gross lovebirds… at least go…

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Detroit Man Seeks Woman to Fart in His Mouth
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Detroit Man Seeks Woman to Fart in His Mouth

As we all know, Craigslist is a goldmine for insane stuff. This guy put up one of the weirdest ads of all-time. I can’t imagine he got any real responses,…

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Florida man attacks girlfriend for reading her ex-boyfriend’s obituary
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Florida man attacks girlfriend for reading her ex-boyfriend’s obituary

Several great Florida Man misadventures this week. We started with the 91-year-old man who shot at landscapers for getting grass on his car. Now we have this one. Jason Tackett, 38,…

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Woman Files Lawsuit Against Psychic for ‘Horrible Predictions’
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Woman Files Lawsuit Against Psychic for ‘Horrible Predictions’

Jones found the street psychic, Monica Star, on Santa Monica Pier seven months ago and paid her $3 for what she thought would be a fun and positive five-minute reading. Instead,…

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Woman Thanks Bear For Not Eating Kayak, Bear Then Eats Kayak
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Woman Thanks Bear For Not Eating Kayak, Bear Then Eats Kayak

Mary Maley posted this video from Alaska. “Thank you for leaving my kayak alone,” she tells the bear as it looks at her outside a cabin in Berg Bay. “I’m…

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Woman says she is happier than ever after fulfilling lifelong wish of becoming blind
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Woman says she is happier than ever after fulfilling lifelong wish of becoming blind

NORTH CAROLINA — A North Carolina woman said she has now found true happiness after fulfilling a lifelong dream of becoming blind. Jewel Shuping, 30, apparently has something called Body…

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Man tries to pawn video game console with crystal meth inside
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Man tries to pawn video game console with crystal meth inside

MOULTRIE, Georgia — Jared Fournier walked into American Pawn yesterday and tried to pawn an old Sega Genesis for $700 telling the clerk it was “special” and “worth more than…

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Armless Woman Offering ‘Sexual Favor’ on Craigslist
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Armless Woman Offering ‘Sexual Favor’ on Craigslist

Ahhh, Craiglist, you crazy, crazy bastard. You never cease to offer up weirdness. I thought the man trying to find a woman to fart in his mouth was great. This advertisement may…

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That Word Doesn’t Mean What You Think (10 Photos)
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That Word Doesn’t Mean What You Think (10 Photos)

We all misuse words from time to time, but these fools take it to another level.

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This Woman Had an Abortion For A Nose Job
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This Woman Had an Abortion For A Nose Job

Everybody has different opinions on abortion and we can respect that, but this superficial hooker put a nose job above her unborn child’s life. Josie Cunningham, 25, is a British…

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