— Alabama

Meet Duane aged 35. Duane endures daily teasing from his local residents and even his family. Duane who contacted us would rather we refer to him as “The Master of Disaster” and “Captain Incredible”, however none of those will suffice nor will he be referred to by those nicknames.

In statement received by Duane

”Man. Love me dat chicken do u feel me. I’m captain incredible. Man though stupid fool kfc sold me bad chicken and I am sue them for maybe fifty bucks but I haven’t decided. They better pay up.

When asked how much Duane’s meal cost he stated “$65.02”. We asked him if he would get more money if he just got reimbursed for his meal instead, however he claims that’s just stupid. When asked what he would do if his claim of $50 was awarded, he quite simply expressed that he will buy more KFC.

No clue what planet this freak mentally lives on, but he sure is one special guy.