UMSOAVON PARK, Fla. — A 91-year-old man, Max Horton, has been charged with attempted murder after threatening to kill and shooting at a landscaper who apparently got lawn clippings on his…
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UMSOWe have our moron of the weekend and that is BYU lineman Ului Lapuaho. It’s football so you expect some late hits, some cheap shots, a face mask. But you don’t…
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UMSOChuck’s Place, a restaurant in Thiensville, Wisconsin, got more than they bargained for when a 350 pound man, Bill Wisth, ate all their fish. Wisth ordered the bottomless fish fry…
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UMSOOkay, this is Not Safe For Work. If your boss happens to be walking by and you need a quick out, CLICK HERE. Now, onto these gross lovebirds… at least go…
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UMSOAs we all know, Craigslist is a goldmine for insane stuff. This guy put up one of the weirdest ads of all-time. I can’t imagine he got any real responses,…
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UMSOSeveral great Florida Man misadventures this week. We started with the 91-year-old man who shot at landscapers for getting grass on his car. Now we have this one. Jason Tackett, 38,…
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UMSOJones found the street psychic, Monica Star, on Santa Monica Pier seven months ago and paid her $3 for what she thought would be a fun and positive five-minute reading. Instead,…
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UMSOMary Maley posted this video from Alaska. “Thank you for leaving my kayak alone,” she tells the bear as it looks at her outside a cabin in Berg Bay. “I’m…
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UMSONORTH CAROLINA — A North Carolina woman said she has now found true happiness after fulfilling a lifelong dream of becoming blind. Jewel Shuping, 30, apparently has something called Body…
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UMSOMOULTRIE, Georgia — Jared Fournier walked into American Pawn yesterday and tried to pawn an old Sega Genesis for $700 telling the clerk it was “special” and “worth more than…
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