UmsoMINOT, North Dakota – North Dakota hunters killed over 12,000 ducks last week near Minot as part of what they called “a mercy killing.” “Due to unusually cold weather the…
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UmsoFLINT, Michigan – 46-year old Randolf Turner, manager of a Wendy’s restaurant in Michigan, is accused of stealing more than 32 tons of bacon from his employer over the…
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UmsoIDAHO FALLS – Winter campers, Tom and Mellisa Elbert, received a shock when they saw a Siberian tiger chasing a deer through the woods in eastern Idaho. The young couple had snow-shoed into…
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UmsoTOPEKA, Kansas – The Westboro Baptist Church just won’t stop making trouble, or being stupid. The controversial church purchased a small plot of land on the edge of Chesney Park in Topeka,…
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UmsoA Texas three-year-old is on life support after suffering severe injuries doctors say were inconsistent with explanations given by his mother and her boyfriend. According to a newly released arrest affidavit, Chelsea…
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Umso— Manhattan, New York Elaine has taken to the media for the importance of sniffing cat pee. As we understand it, she mentions it has some medical benefits that most…
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UmsoST. PETERSBURG, Florida – Derek Mishov married himself last night in a Florida bowling alley with his daughter, parents and a small group of supportive friends attending the ceremony performed by his uncle.…
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UmsoJACKSONVILLE, Fla. — A 19-year-old mother was arrested for cutting the hands off her 2-year-old daughter Thursday night. According to the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office, Alena Smith used a steak knife to cut…
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Umso— Austin, Texas Jacob has taken to the news today with his encounters with extra terrestrial life. As we understand he enjoys being anally probed by the aliens. We asked…
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Umso— Arizona A man who cannot be named for legal reasons has been sectioned at an Arizona state mental facility for burying his own faeces in the backyard of his…
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