Umso— Manhattan, New York Elaine has taken to the media for the importance of sniffing cat pee. As we understand it, she mentions it has some medical benefits that most…
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UmsoST. PETERSBURG, Florida – Derek Mishov married himself last night in a Florida bowling alley with his daughter, parents and a small group of supportive friends attending the ceremony performed by his uncle.…
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UmsoJACKSONVILLE, Fla. — A 19-year-old mother was arrested for cutting the hands off her 2-year-old daughter Thursday night. According to the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office, Alena Smith used a steak knife to cut…
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Umso— Austin, Texas Jacob has taken to the news today with his encounters with extra terrestrial life. As we understand he enjoys being anally probed by the aliens. We asked…
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Umso— Arizona A man who cannot be named for legal reasons has been sectioned at an Arizona state mental facility for burying his own faeces in the backyard of his…
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UmsoA man that was trying to sleep peacefully with his betty boop blanket got the mustard.
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Umso— Alabama Meet Duane aged 35. Duane endures daily teasing from his local residents and even his family. Duane who contacted us would rather we refer to him as “The…
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Umso— Illinois Rebecca Slough is suing all judges involved in a beauty pageant competition as she better describes as bias and unfair decision making. it is believed that all judges…
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Umso— Kentucky Danielle Hewit from a small town in Kentucky decided to have a trans-species surgery. Unsure of what this actually entails we contacted her for a statement. ”Well, you…
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Umso— Orlando, FL Thomas Parker has openly confirmed relationship with his dog Sugarpuff. He describes their relationship open but mutual. They enjoy long walks on the beach and bedtime. Thomas…
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