UMSOMADISON — Brian Dutcher, who was arrested by the Secret Service for making written and verbal threats to kill President Barack Obama during his visit to La Crosse last week,…
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UMSOJames McElvar, 19, of Rewind fell ill after attempting to avoid a $70 luggage charge by wearing all of this clothes on an EasyJet flight. The singer of the boyband…
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UMSOAnthony Burridge and Sarah Williams bought their 2-year-old daugther, Emily, a “My Little Baby Born Nappy Time” doll from Toys ‘R’ Us as a birthday present. The doll was suppossed…
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UMSOI admit, I don’t watch many wedding videos, none actually. But I stumbled upon this pathetic white trash Juggalo wedding video and couldn’t take my eyes off it. You’ll hear Insane…
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UMSOI’m sure her inbox was flooded with inquiries. Ad reads:USED LACEY PANTIE THONGS Recently had a lap band and can no longer fit into them, only worn about 12 times…
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UMSOI was going to add paragraph breaks and punctuation, but instead decided to give you this Facebook status update written exactly how the author intended. Transcription: Ok Facebook I’m saying a…
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UMSOHave you see this man? She’s desperately trying to find a “tallish, Middle Eastern” gentleman she had sex with in New York three times. He vanished after their last hook…
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UMSOMost folks against homosexuality say it’s a choice instead of an orientation and the “cure” is to just help people make conventional choices. Others think it’s a mental illness that…
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UMSOWe all come across ignorance and stupidity daily, but sometimes we find idiocy so baffling that it’s hard to wrap our minds around. That is the case here. A group…
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UMSOA woman claims she was groomed into a relationship by Manchester terrorist Jihad Al-Shamie, who espoused ‘extreme’ views and was physically violent to her A young woman groomed into a…
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