— Manhattan, New York

Elaine has taken to the media for the importance of sniffing cat pee. As we understand it, she mentions it has some medical benefits that most people are not aware of.

We conducted a survey consisting of 50 people; 25 men, and 25 women whether or not they would sniff cat pee to find out if they had any medical benefits. 25 of the 25 women said no. 24 of the 25 men said no, with one saying ‘How much are you paying?’

As we dive deeper into this story we received the following statement from Elaine.

”Hi. So it started when I was eight. I was playing hopscotch in my kitchen, tripped over the broom and knocked myself out. When I woke up my face was in cat pee. I knew it must be medicinal because I wasn’t in any pain. You’d think if I had a bad fall like that I would be in pain right?”

Elaine was asked whether or not the fall caused any bruising or cuts she replied “I think the cat fumes healed them”.

This surely is one unstable woman.