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Trending News: Teenager ‘tricked’ into moving to Ghana should stay until GCSEs finished, judge rulesTommy Robinson found not guilty of terror offence for failing to give police access to his phone at Channel TunnelGovernment shutdown: What impact is it having on everyday Americans?Mortgages and AI to be added to the curriculum in English schoolsSouthport killer’s brother feared he would killBritain ‘will be isolated’ if it leaves ECHRHow to cook the perfect omeletteSpaghetti and meatballsHam and vegetable bakeBeanie burgersBudget lasagneEasy tinned tomato risottoSausage, squash and apple traybakeTwo men accused of hacking and extorting US companiesDiane Ladd, 3-time Oscar nominee, dies at 89Ditch the scale and focus on fitness, experts sayCongress ties record for longest shutdown as bipartisan talks pick up steamVillage told to remove flags for Christmas lightsCouple donates £3m in will to help build hospiceFourth arrest after man stabbed to deathPregnant Bella Culley arrives home from GeorgiaGovernment disappointed by unexpected O2 price riseMore people using family help than Buy Now Pay Later loansManchester Pride performers and suppliers owed £1.3m, report saysParis launches lottery for burial plots among famous artistsHurricane ‘took the life out of the island’Aaron Ramsey’s family ‘haunted’ by dog’s disappearanceMan’s ‘mixed feelings’ leaving hurricane islandSon who sued parents must stay at Ghana boarding school, judge rulesThe County Clare lion which was actually a ‘Mouse’Pizza Hut’s parent company explores sale of struggling chainHead of UK’s richest family dies aged 85Israel receives coffin Hamas says contains Gaza hostage’s bodyPlanting trees and cuddling babies: William visits Brazilian islandHeart attacks and hunting accidents: Five times Cheney became the storyNarco-sub carrying 1.7 tonnes of cocaine seized in AtlanticZelensky visits troops near embattled front line town of PokrovskI built this ‘AI aunt’ for women after family tragedy in South AfricaAntarctic glacier’s rapid retreat sparks scientific ‘whodunnit’Affluent Indians drive boom in weight-loss drugs. But concerns are rising tooHe made his money selling camels and gold. 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